7/11/25

Love me some Talking Heads

5/22/25

KIRBY RELIVES THE PAST AND REALIZED IT WASN'T AS GOOD AS HE REMEMBERED

MOOOOO VEEEEEE: Kirby: Fright to the Finish

5/9/25

5/2/25

 should've had more lesbians and less vampires

12/29/24

They didn't need to have jump scares, but the gypsy tits were pretty good

8/8/23

Thanks Other Man had a good time watching this with you

6/24/23

Stupid.

6/23/23

Pigeon mage

6/23/23

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9/27/22

just one laugh...

JUST ONE FUCKING LAUGH...

IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR!!!!1!!!11!

9/26/22

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9/16/22

I hate the past.

9/15/22

9/13/22

9/12/22

Netflix used to be weird

9/12/22

9/10/22

I LOVE movie references.

9/10/22

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9/5/22

Lea Thompson went from guerilla fighting the Russians in the mountains of Colorado to fucking a duck in CLEVE-LAND

9/5/22

I posted a gripe so I guess you could say things are gettin' pretty serious

9/5/22

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9/2/22

Legally stupid.

9/2/22

I love Wakaliwood

9/2/22

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8/26/22

I love round 38D

8/25/22

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8/22/22

THE FOOD GUY

8/21/22

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8/19/22

Buh dum tss

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8/15/22

Antie....

8/14/22

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8/10/22

From work with overtime

8/9/22

Ugh.

8/9/22

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subaru SUBARU SUBARU

7/25/22

7/25/22

Words, words, words

7/25/22

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7/12/22

Update: Other Man has redeemed himself

7/12/22

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7/11/22

No more Other Man Movies.

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6/20/22

Interstellar Lamp

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5/30/22

I can't believe a poor innocent brand new dvd player was poisoned by this THING

5/30/22

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It's too late for this shit

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4/19/22

My third viewing

4/18/22

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4/18/22

No poor sap ever won a war by dying for his country.

He won it by being three and a half stars!

4/17/22

Can you spare some four stars, me brothers?

4/17/22

I'm a friend of Sarah Connor. I was told she was four stars

4/16/22

>Her

4/16/22

Now that I know the entire story I don't need to play any of the games.

Sorry Tom Madden but games are dead.

4/15/22

When you get to hell, John, tell them three and a half stars

4/14/22

My second viewing

4/13/22

You don't know how fast time goes by till you get two stars

4/12/22

Look John, we can't have you running around out there killing four and a half star civilians

4/12/22

Great. A psycho kid. Pillsie, you'd think they'd mute these people

4/12/22

CLEVE-LAND? Un huh! That's a perfect three stars for this WEIRD planet

4/11/22

You were a movie star, remember? Four stars, but happy.

4/11/22

I can't write a meme review for this.

4/11/22

You took him from me. He loved me.

No. He despised you. You were three stars to him.

4/10/22

Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?

Four and a half stars, motherfucker.

4/10/22

But you have perfect MCAT scores!

Yeah, just cause you're three stars doesn't mean you gotta do porn.

4/10/22

Hey, where the hell are you going, shaft?

To get three and a half stars, where the hell are you going?

4/9/22

The Elden Ring Call... Shit... I'm still only in The Elden Ring Call... Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in the The Depression Call. When I was home after my first wheel spin it was worse. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to my teams meetings until I said yes to a another wheel spin. When I was here I wanted to be there. When I was there, all I could think of was getting back onto the wheel. I'm here a week now, waiting for kino, getting softer. Every minute I stay in this teams meeting I get weaker. And every minute average movies on the wheel he gets stronger.

4/9/22

DUH the golden cup of grimmace half star

4/9/22

You see, I take these glassed off, she looks like a four and a half stars, doesn't she?

4/9/22

He robbed my church, shot my brother.

I don't care where he is or what is costs.

I want his three and a half stars!

4/8/22

Leave the four stars, take the cannoli.

4/7/22

Is he always this funny, or only on says when he's four stars?

4/6/22

I can't believe Peter Molyneux just keeps getting away with it

4/5/22

Poor people are crazy, Jack. I'm three and a half stars.

4/5/22

I think I've got the two star lung, pop.

34/4/22

Crazy Carl's sanic drawing and the fact he just came out of nowhere with a chainsaw really make him an enduring character

4/4/22

It's a shame they canceled that show of yours.

Two and a half star program.

Not that I ever watched it.

4/4/22

I'm inside your letterboxd. You're two stars Eddie.

4/4/22

The Booba Avenger

4/4/22

What else is on?

4/4/22

Try Letterboxd, we'll watch bad movies! It's more fun!

4/3/22

I don't care how based they say they are.

If your father and I haven't rated them, they're not kino, Right Hugh?

Yeah, well, except for the killer

4/3/22

Guys, guys, guys!

Don't you see this is just what Letterboxd wants us to do?

The three stars is out there, man!

Out there!

Now, pull it together!

4/2/22

You're two stars, Bob!

Clean out your locker at the club, Bob!

You're fucking TWO STARS!

3/31/22

Glad Snake Plissken got a glass eye even through the eye patch was pretty cool

3/31/22

We can stay up late, swapping manly ratings, and in the morning, I'm watching kino!

3/30/22

NO MORE DIP MOVIES

3/29/22

What happened to you Dillon?

You used to be four and a half stars.

3/29/22

They must've went on some sort of bootleg cruise liner to not have any Jimmy Buffet songs

3/29/22

Keep your stupid four stars in your pocket

3/28/22

Small Brian during the off season of the football pool

3/28/22

I have to believe that when my eyes are closed the world's still four stars

3/27/22

Where's the kino, the five stars, the 100% rotten tomatoes?

Where's the KINO!?!

On Plex, where else

3/26/22

Some of you rated Drive, but that's a two and a half star I'm willing to rate

3/25/22

They did Frances dirty

3/24/22

Where can I get a squirrel gf like that

3/23/22

We'll wind up in Jersey, a fate worse than death

3/23/22

May is a frog and you can't convice me otherwise

3/22/22

Two star ville

3/21/22

New York gets what it deserves

3/21/22

Look at all those chickens

3/20/22

You know I love big tits

3/19/22

These children are ORPHANS.... And orphans don't have PARENTS

3/18/22

Does it make you feel like a big man to rate it two stars

3/17/22

Runt and Shrimp-head, there just isn't a better duo

3/16/22

That record store is pretty based to sell Frank Zappa

3/15/22

Two and a half stars of the night

3/14/22

I thought they were gonna play into the whole faux documentary thing to make it feel like this is something that really happened

3/13/22

Cindy must really like playing Dead Rising

3/12/22

My mama always said, life was like a movie raing. You never know what you're gonna four star

3/11/22

You're a three star man, John

3/10/22

I won't be able to recall a single thing from this movie tomorrow

3/9/22

Top Gear Top Tip: Get a beetle

3/8/22

Death sticks, not even once

3/7/22

3/6/22

What do you think is behind the recent terrorist attacks?

Bad ratings

3/6/22

DJ, RATE THAT SHIT

3/5/22

I RATE YOUR MOVIE

3/5/22

The french are weird

3/5/22

Cindy must really like playing Dead Rising

3/4/22

How am I five stars, tell me how

3/3/22

They brought a whole new meaning to land yacht

3/2/22

Who knew the Dalai Lama really liked Jackie Chan movies

3/1/22

I can't believe they abducted that guy cause of his cool mustache

3/1/22

Fat Tony Hawk

2/28/22

This movie changed my life, but unfortunatley it didn't cure my depression

2/25/22

Who knew the jets quarterback could do anything

2/25/22

How did the Japanese scientists not figure it out faster cause of their tenticle fixation