The Neverhood - 1997

Time completion - 4h 39m


One of those quirky Point and Click games from the 90's that just oozes with charm that I always go back to every few years.

The soundtrack is amazing as well

Control: Ultimate Edition - 2020

Time completion - 10h 12m


On the one hand the games visuals are stunning, but on the other hand I couldn't get behind the story and also having to get a file to have the textures actually load properly and not just look like a blur.

Battlefield: Bad Company 2 - 2010

Time completion - 4h 9m


That sweet time between this game till right before Battlefield 4 was amazing, it's such a shame what happened to the series, here's hoping for the new battlefield to be a true return to form unlike the promises we got with 2042

Best Battlefield campaign, though I never played Bad Company 1's campaign.

Putt-Putt Travels Through Time - 1997

Time completion - 1h 17m


Putt-Putt Time Paradox

Shadow Warrior Classic Redux - 2013

Time completion - 14h 2m


a pretty good old school shooter that's a bit tough

Mafia II: Definitive Edition - 2020

Time completion - 70h 25m


This game is god awful, the story was so forgettable the only things that stand out in my mind are Joe's fucking one liners and the fucking achievement in the DLC for driving 1000 miles like what the fuck.

Fuck this game.

Forza Horizon 4 - 2018

Time completion - 1097h 24m


If the amount of hours doesn't say enough I can't sing enough praise for this game

A perfect map, great car selection, the season changes, etc etc.

I don't know how they could go from this to whatever the hell they did to Horizon 5, what a dissapointment that turned out to be.

Doom - 1993

Time completion - 6h 23m


A true classic game, it's hard to not like it.

Rip and Tear

We Were Here - 2017

Time completion - 3h 17m


A unique co-op puzzle game.

It's free on steam so I'd say grab a freind and give it a try.

Duke Nukem Forever - 2011

Time completion - 22h 42m


I'm come out and say it, I preordered this game.

Yeah it's not an amazing game but I still like it, for the pinball.

KeyWe - 2021

Time completion - 18h 39m


A fun coop game to be passive agressive towards your friends for missing the letter.

Pizza Possum - 2023

Time completion - 4h


You go around stealing italian food.

Very fun to play in coop.

Yooka-Laylee - 2017

Time completion - 23h 52m


I enjoyed the game, never really played Banjo Kazooie I was more of a DK64 kid

Puyo Puyo Tetris - 2014

Time completion - 31h 56m


Fun story mode with all the wacky over the top characters and some of those bosses and challenge modes were tough.

Even with the hours I put into it I couldn't get the hang of puyo puyo, you need to think like 20 steps ahead to get those combos.

The gamemode where you switch between tetris and puyo puyo was so fun though.

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Special Edition - 2016

Time completion - 100h 24m


I like skyrim, the main quest is boring, along with most of the quest lines cause the game has aweful pacing but everything else is *chefs kiss*

And don't get me started on mods.

Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons - 2013

Time completion - 2h 31m


A quick game with some emotions in it.

Never trust an acrobatic women.

Human: Fall Flat - 2016

Time completion - 18h 28m


I do like this game but for gods sake having to go back to this game everytime they decide to add a new level with new achievements, come on dude.

Psychonauts - 2005

Time completion - 20h 5m


This is one of those games I've always heard was amazing and a must play.

I can't believe I waiting this long to play it.

The Secret of Monkey Island: Special Edition - 2009

Time completion - 11h 59m


A Puzzle game where they don't hold your hand.

Got stuck a few times but it was a great game, kinda wish I played the DOS version with the voice pack.

Puzzle Agent - 2010

Time completion - 3h 42m


Good puzzle game a few of the puzzles got me stuck for a while.

Red Dead Online - 2019

Time completion - 73h 54m


For fucks sake you make a truely amazing game like RDR2 and you try and replicate your fucking greedy GTO bullshit, and I'm glad it backfired on you.

Like hell I'm gonna join those RP servers to try and get that singleplayer feel in the online.

Spore - 2008

Time completion - 17h 6m


Even if the didn't deliver what they promised I still really like this game.

Mafia: Definitive Edition - 2020

Time completion - 20h


Loved the story and don't understand why people complain about the racing it wasn't that hard.

And I did in fact play on the hardest difficulty, also noir mode should be the default for this game.

Little Nightmares - 2017

Time completion - 16h 36m


An interesting game, not really my kinda game though.

Best way to describe the game would be Tim Burton meets Spirited Away.

Black Mesa - 2020

Time completion - 37h 42m


Not only did Gordan Freeman basically destroy the world, he also does pizza delivery on the side.

PixelJunk Shooter Ultimate - 2014

Time completion - 20h


Fun twin stick shooter with a great soundtrack.

South Park: The Stick of Truth - 2014

Time completion - 30h 24m

Really funny game (if you enjoy south park) and a great RPG with semi difficult achievements.

Return to Castle Wolfenstein - 2001

Time completion - 8h 45m


Fun game with some bullshit parts like the airfield and the FUCKING LABS!

Dark Souls III - 2016

Time completion - 84h 44m


A painful and fun experience, and doing a DEX build didn't help at all.

Roughly 1305 deaths.

Max Payne - 2001

Time completion - 7h 24m


Where's the fucking remaster Remedy and don't make it a fucking Epic exclusive.

It's Payne, wack 'em.

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion - 2006

Time completion - 22h 30m


A great game but it's so busted with it's leveling and difficulty

Call of Juarez: Gunslinger - 2013

Time completion - 15h 55m


An over the top western game that doesn't try and take itself seriously.

Flower - 2009

Time completion - 4h 12m


Green good.

Monochrome bad.

Half-Life: Alyx - 2020

Time completion - 21h 18m


One of the best VR experiences I'd had, Valve really doesn't disappoint even if they take a long time to make games now.

The fact I could just hoard items in a milk create and just carry it around is amazing.

The most fun iteration of carrying Gnome Chompski besides Left 4 Dead 2.

Murdered: Soul Suspect - 2014

Time completion - 8h 48m


La Noire but more enjoyable but not anything to write home about.

Papers Please - 2013

Time completion - 15h 6m


I thought it was hard to budget my own money, now I gotta do it in a game also.

Red Dead Redemption II - 2018

Time completion - 307h 30m


Great story (until the halfway mark), way more fun to just explore the map getting all the collectables, journal entries, fishing, hunting, stranger missions

Best life sim game

Catch & Release - 2018

Time completion - 19h 36m


Love this game, too bad the dev's stopped updating it it would've been amazing with multiplayer.

they have an achievement for drinking 666 beers

Pikuniku - 2019

Time completion - 8h 6m


Just a good time game with funny dialogue.

FREE

MONEY

Pikuniku - 2019

Time completion - 8h 6m


Just a good time game with funny dialogue.

Botanicula - 2012

Time completion - 7h 12m


Amanita just makes the most beautiful unique games.

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 - 2009

Time completion - 19h 48m


When Call of Duty had a campaign and an iconic one at that

Veteran isn't as painful as WaW

Broken Age - 2014

Time completion - 19h 12m


Had no real expectation going in to this game but it was great!

This game also convinced me to play more Double Fine games

Portal 2 - 2011

Time completion - 34h 24m


The first Portal was great, but this kicked it up 5 notches with great puzzles and story

co-op portal is a gift from god, so damn good

Samorost - 2003

Time completion - 15m


The first entry in the Samorost series, it's a start nothing like Amanita's later games but what can you say it was their first game but you can still see where their unique design started

And have Diabolus by The Cinematic Orchestra in the intro is crazy

Fallout: New Vegas - Ultimate Edition

Time completion - 306h 48m


What's there to say that hasn't already been said about New Vegas

The game is damn near perfect, well then again it should be since they've been sitting on all the material from Van Buren

Stray - 2022

Time completion - 20h 24m


Loved the game, loved the world and I like how they left some mystery and didn't explain everything

really wish they made more content

The ending was heart breaking

Assassin's Creed II - 2009

Time completion - 21h 12m


The first Assassin's Creed game I played and what a way to start the series

Getting the 100% sucked hated doing the feathers

Night in the Woods - 2017

Time completion - 46h 12m


I love this game, it's such an amazing game

You really get to know the characters and there's different routes you can do

I can't give it 5 stars cause I can never experience this game again for the first time again cause it's very story driven

Spyro Reignited Trilogy - 2018

Time completion - 32h 30m


First time playing the original Spyro games, and the first one was phenomenal but the other two were such a let down in comparison

Yes I did have trouble with the trolley

At least that Elora mod helped me get through the second game

Left 4 Dead 2 - 2009

Time completion - 127h 24m


I love this game, so many fond memories playing with my friends

So many great custom levels on the workshop

ONE MAN CHEESEBURGER APOCOLYPSE

Myst - 2020

Time completion - 6h 36m


I know what it looks like, yes I did give this a lower rating than my other myst review but I have reasons

I can't understand why they got rid of the point and click option, while yes they did add VR support (Which is fucking amazing and the best way to experience the game) taking notes is impossible

The game looks absolutely stunning though I wish they kept the day night cycle like in realMyst Masterpiece

I'd probably still recommend this version

A Short Hike - 2019

Time completion - 3h 54m


While not a long game it has a lot of charm with nice graphics and music, and it has fishing which is always a plus

Donut County - 2018

Time completion - 3h 18m


The best way to describe the game would be reverse Katamari but with more raccons

It's not a long game to 100% but it's still very fun and worth playing

Bioshock 2 Remastered - 2016

Time completion - 22h


Somewhere beyond the sea

forced adoption was forced on me

I like this game but it doesn't hold a candle to the first game

Bioshock Remastered - 2016

Time completion - 36h 30m


What a game, highly recommended if never played

Great story and atmosphere, don't know how they couldn't nail the same feeling with the sequels

World of Hurt fucked me up, fuck that achievement

Gang Beasts - 2017

Time completion - 13h 54m


Fun little game to beat up your friends in

Machinarium - 2009

Time completion - 5h 24m


Amanita just know how to make point and click puzzle games with amazing design and charm

Samorost 3 - 2016

Time completion - 13h 36m


The first Amanita Design game I played and what a way to be introduced to them

I love this games design, music, puzzles, just about everything

Highly recommended

Spongebob Squarepants: Battle for Bikini Bottom - Rehydrated - 2020

Time completion - 15h 18m


Fond memories of playing the game on my PS2 and was very excited when it got announced

Very faithful remaster

Fuck the kelp forest

SuperHot: Mind Control Delete - 2020

Time completion - 10h 18m


Expands on the first game making it more enjoyable

SuperHot - 2016

Time completion - 23h 18m


What a game, love it's concept

Doing the challenges was so fun and frustratingat the same time

The one life challenge felt so damn good when I beat it

Portal - 2007

Time completion - 14h 24m


Our first introduction into Aperture Laboratories and it's wacky experiments

Love the bleak sterile feel of the test chambers

Dark Souls: Remastered - 2018

Time completion - 25h 48m


Oh boy I wonder what my next game will be (gets this game right after playing Prepare to Die) WOW THANKS WHEEL

At least I knew how to effeciently get through the game

DEX builds forever

Dark Souls: Prepare to Die Edition - 2012

Time completion - 105h 48m


Oh boy I wonder what my next game will be (gets this game right after playing Prepare to Die) WOW THANKS WHEEL

At least I knew how to effeciently get through the game

DEX builds forever

Grand Theft Auto IV - 2008

Time completion - 109h 30m


Fantastic game with a great story and one great DLC, no not the biker one

a fun game to get all the achievements in, including killing the flying rats

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas - 2004


The quintessential Grand Theft Auto game

Nothing much to say what hasn't already been said

The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess - 2016

Time completion - 35h 9m


I've only fully completed two Zelda games this one and Phantom Hourglass, both are great but this one is my favorite

It's worth playing

Before I Forget - 2020

Time completion - 56m


I know this game is supposed to be about alzheimers but I just had no feelings for the game

I personally don't think it works in a game format it would've been better as an animation

Undertale - 2015

Time completion - 12h 4m


It's a good game but I don't understand all the hype around this game, yeah the music is nice and all but it doesn't stand out

Even though this review is based on the genocide run I did go back and do a pacifist run and still nothing really jumped out to me for it being held so highly

Fuck skeletons.

Riven: The Sequel to Myst - 1997

Time completion - 23h 42m


I love this game

It's one of those games where you just want to know everything about it, all the secrets of what happened and why

The marbel puzzle is brutal

It's VERY depressing to know that I can never experience this game for the first time ever again

realMyst: Masterpiece Edition - 2014

Time completion - 5h 48m


What a fucking game this is, a true masterpiece in puzzle games

A game that captivates you with the mysterious worlds and puzzles

I love Myst

It's depressing to know that I can never experience this game for the first time ever again

The Room Three - 2015

Time completion - 9h 54m


A puzzle within a puzzle within a puzzle within a puzzle, BUT there's more than one room!!!

I have no idea where this story is going anymore

The Room Two - 2013

Time completion - 4h


A puzzle within a puzzle within a puzzle

You know the formula by now

The Room - 2012

Time completion - 7h 42m


A puzzle within a puzzle

A unique puzzle game that's satisfying to play

Infamous: Second Son - 2014

Played on PS4


I can't even remember anything about the story besides going around an spray painting

I can't believe I had a PS4, no fucking games

Contrast - 2013

Played on PS4


Puzzle platformer that uses 2d and 3d, it's interesting

Jak 3 - 2004

Played on PS3


The closure to the Jak games and on a high note

Loved the car races and weapon upgrades

He finally smoothed out his edgy personality

Jak II - 2003

Played on PS3


Gone is the platformer collectathon, now it's just the edge

I do love the dark gritty world that it was transformed into along with all the shady characters but I wish they did more with having the eco involved not just dark eco

And yes this game isn't fair

Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy - 2001

Played on PS3


One of if not my favorite games to ever exist

I couldn't say exactly how many times I've played / beat the game but it's gotta be above 50, I'd just play this game over and over again as a kid

A game that I could easily 100% in a single sitting

Great enviroments, characters and music and the main villian is voiced by Dee Snider the FUCKING LEAD SINGER OF TWISTED SISTER

Sly Cooper and the Thievious Raccoonus - 2002

Played on PS3


A unique game from a time when they made games that stood out

Love this game, even though I couldn't get into the second game

Highly recommend

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - 2011

Played on Xbox 360


Such a great game probably on the 360 alone I put 400 hours in I just couldn't stop playing the game

Yeah the game launched rough but that's just typical with Bethesda games but it didn't change anything

My true first experience with playing rpg games and it was a great way to start

Dead Rising 2: Case Zero - 2010

Played on Xbox 360


I don't even remember playing this game, so I don't really have anything to say

Battlefield 1943 - 2009

Played on PS3


My first Battlefield game

Loved playing this game with my friend

The air superiority gamemode was great

Harms Way - 2010

Played on Xbox 360


It was a doritos racing game that was free, not much to say